20 ways to know…you are in fact Jamaican!

You cook Jamaican chicken for dinner at least 3 times a week

• You know the name of at least one day time soap opera
• You have a big tub of vaseline in your bathroom medicine cabinet
• You know what “Carboloics” soap
• You know what “Detol”  is
• You like way too much hot sauce on your food
• You spend more than 4 minutes brushing your teeth
• When you open your front door it smells like cleaning products
• You refuse to have a pet dog but don’t mind having a pet cat
• You don’t like public displays of affection but don’t mind aggression in the bedroom
• You see kissing as a waste of time and would much rather just get to the good stuff
• Every sunday morning you wake up early to clean your entire house until you become exhausted then you take a nap
• You have another Jar of vaseline in your glove compartment of your car
• The only beer you will drink is Heineken or Guiness and nothing else
• You think a woman has to have “meat on her bones” in order to be sexy
• When you talk to your relatives back home you shout
• when you talk about living back home in Jamaica you say ‘a yard’
• You like your shoes to match your hat, and everything else in between
• You use your vaseline to lotion your face, moisturize your lips, and put on cuts…lol

Books/eBooks

*   “How to Become a Rasta” – “Rastafari: Beliefs & Principles” (new 2014)*

*  “Rastafari: African American Spirituality” – “How to Date a Jamaican Man” –“White Rastafari” *

Available on www.amazon.com