20 ways to know…you are in fact Jamaican!

You cook Jamaican chicken for dinner at least 3 times a week

  • You know the name of at least one day time soap opera
  • You have a big tub of vaseline in your bathroom medicine cabinet
  • You know what “Carboloics” soap
  • You know what “Detol”  is
  • You like way too much hot sauce on your food
  • You spend more than 4 minutes brushing your teeth
  • When you open your front door it smells like cleaning products
  • You refuse to have a pet dog but don’t mind having a pet cat
  • You don’t like public displays of affection but don’t mind aggression in the bedroom
  • You see kissing as a waste of time and would much rather just get to the good stuff
  • Every sunday morning you wake up early to clean your entire house until you become exhausted then you take a nap
  • You have another Jar of vaseline in your glove compartment of your car
  • The only beer you will drink is Heineken or Guiness and nothing else
  • You think a woman has to have “meat on her bones” in order to be sexy
  • When you talk to your relatives back home you shout
  • when you talk about living back home in Jamaica you say ‘a yard’
  • You like your shoes to match your hat, and everything else in between
  • You use your vaseline to lotion your face, moisturize your lips, and put on cuts…lol


*   “How to Become a Rasta”“Rastafari: Beliefs & Principles” (new 2014)*

“Rastafari: African American Spirituality”“How to Date a Jamaican Man”“White Rastafari” *

Available on www.amazon.com